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Norm MacDonald
Whitney Cummings
Broken Lizard
Maz Jobrani
Tom Green
Kristen Schaal
Jennifer Coolidge
Shawn & Marlon Wayans
The Return of Tony Clifton
Michael Ian Black
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Doors open at 6:45pm for 8pm shows and at 10pm for 10:15pm shows

There is a two beverage minimum per person, all shows are 18 and over, valid photo ID required for entrance

Attire is casual.

We offer reduced validated parking at The Anchorage Garage, 500 Beach St.

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Phone reservations can be made from 1pm-6pm on Wednesdays,
or between 4 and 6pm on days there is a performance. (415) 928-4320

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September 2nd-5th, 2010 — Thursday - Sunday

Norm MacDonald

From "Saturday Night Live"

Perhaps best known for his offbeat delivery of "the fake news" on "Saturday Night Live" for five seasons, Norm MacDonald is a major comedic presence. Aside from his notable characterizations of Bob Dole and Burt Reynolds, MacDonald proved that his acerbic wit and writing were not to be contained to just the small screen.

MacDonald starred in the film Dirty Work, which he also co-wrote; and, as the voice of Lucky the Dog in the Eddie Murphy hit, in Dr. Doolittle. Macdonald was also seen in Billy Madison with Adam Sandler, and in Milos Foreman's Academy Award-nominated The People Vs. Larry Flint.

Other feature film projects for MacDonald include Pittsburgh, scripted and co-directed by Golden Globe-winning and Academy Award-nominated screenwriters Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski, who wrote The People Vs. Larry Flint; and the 1999 Andy Kaufman biopic, Man On The Moon.

A native of Quebec City, Canada, MacDonald began his stand-up career in comedy clubs throughout Canada. Upon moving to Los Angeles, he became a writer on the ABC hit series, "Roseanne.
MacDonald currently resides in Los Angeles.

9/2 (Thu) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $23.50
9/3 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $25.50
9/4 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $27.50
9/5 (Sun) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $27.50

 

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September 10th-11th, 2010 — Friday - Saturday

Whitney Cummings

From "Chelsea Lately" & Comedy Central Roasts

Whitney Cummings is a Los Angeles based comedian, actress, and writer. As a comedian she appears regularly on Chelsea Lately and the Comedy Central Roasts. She was most recently seen on the Roast of David Hasselhoff, The Tonight Show, and in her hour long Comedy Central Stand Up Special "Money Shot." She wrote, co-executive produced, and performs stand up on the comedy series Live! Nude! Comedy! for Showtime and was named one of Variety's Top 10 Comics to watch and was named one of Entertainment Weeklys "Comedy Stars of Tomorrow." She has also performed on HBO's Down and Dirty with Jim Norton at Denis Leary's "Rescue Me" comedy tour after getting her start as a series regular on MTV's PUNK'D


9/10 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $20.50
9/11 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $20.50

 

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September 17th-18th, 2010 — Friday - Saturday

Broken Lizard Live!

The creators of "Super Troopers" & "Beerfest"

Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske, comprise the five-member filmmaking comedy group Broken Lizard. Broken Lizard formed at Colgate University as a student sketch comedy group. Following graduation, they relocated to New York City, where they performed live shows in exchange for sexual favors.

The group began its feature film career with their award-winning debut Puddle Cruiser in 1996. They followed up with the independently-financed, cult-hit Super Troopers (Fox Searchlight), which premiered at the 2001 Sundance Film Festival and was released worldwide in February 2002. Besides earning $20 million at the box office, Super Troopers also found a massive audience in the home video market, selling over five million copies on DVD. They followed Super Troopers with yet another cult favorite, the horror-comedy Club Dread (Fox Searchlight) which was released in February of 2004.

In 2005, the group co-wrote and acted in the film remake of the popular 70’s television series The Dukes of Hazzard (Warner Bros), which was directed by Chandrasekhar. They followed their work on Dukes of Hazzard with Beerfest, released in August 2006, and most recently The Slammin’ Salmon.
Currently Broken Lizard is returning to their sketch comedy roots. Join all five members as they present stand-up, live sketches (including appearances by characters from Super Troopers and Beerfest), Improv, original films, and Q & A about their experiences creating and releasing all of their films.


9/17 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $25.50
9/18 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $27.50

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September 23rd-26th, 2010 — Thursday - Sunday

Maz Jobrani

From "The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour"

Maz Jobrani is best known as a founding member of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour, which featured some of the top Middle Eastern-American comics in the world. The Axis of Evil Comedy Central Special premiered in 2007 as the first show on American TV with an all Middle Eastern/American cast. The DVD was also released in 2007.

The tour started in the US and later went to the Middle East in the fall of 2007, selling out 27 shows in Dubai, Beirut, Cairo, Kuwait and Amman (where they performed in front of the King and Queen of Jordan.) Maz is currently on his own solo tour titled “Maz Jobrani; Brown and Friendly”, which again is taking him all over the world including the US, Canada, Europe, the Middle East and Australia. The “Brown and Friendly” Comedy Special premiered on Showtime in the Fall of 2009 and is now out on DVD at www.MazJobrani.com, I-tunes and Amazon.com.
In movies Maz starred in the role of “Moly” in Ice Cube’s “Friday After Next.” He also played Secret Service Agent “Mo” in the Sydney Pollack thriller “The Interpreter,” opposite Sean Penn and Nicole Kidman as well as Jennifer Garner’s colleague, Glenn, in “13 Going on 30.” In television he recently shot a pilot for ABC titled “Funny in Farsi” and is recurring on ABC’s “Better off Ted.” He has been a regular on ABC’s “Knights of Prosperity” as well as FOX’s “Life on a Stick.” He has also Guest Starred on “Curb Your Enthusiasm”, “The West Wing”, “24”, “NYPD Blue”, “ER” and much more.

Most recently Maz filmed the groundbreaking ABC pilot “Funny In Farsi” directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. If picked up for the Fall schedule, “Farsi” will be the first show on a major American network based around a Middle Eastern-American family. Maz plays the patriarch of the family, Kaz. In 2008 Maz sold a TV show to CBS based on his life as an Iranian-American in the United States. The show was best described as a Middle Eastern “Everybody Loves Raymond.” He is also preparing to shoot a film titled “Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero” – a cross between a Middle Eastern “Pink Panther” and “Bend it Like Beckham.” (Jimmy can be seen at www.jimmyvestvood.com).

Maz has done standup on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” “The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn,“ Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend,” and England’s Paramount 2 Network. His sketch comedy performances at the ACME Theater in Los Angeles were hailed as “devilishly funny” and “extraordinary” by LA Weekly.

Maz was raised in the San Francisco Bay Area, where he caught the acting bug after portraying the lead in his eighth grade production of “Li’l Abner.” He studied theater throughout high school, and then went on to earn a BA in Political Science and Italian at UC Berkeley. In the fall of 1994, while beginning a Ph.D. program in Political Science at UCLA, he visited the university’s prestigious theater program – and was immediately hooked back on acting. This led to him dropping out of the Ph.D. program to pursue his childhood passion.

Maz's work can be viewed on his website, www.mazjobrani.com.


9/23 (Thu) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $23.50
9/24 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $24.50
9/25 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $25.50
9/26 (Sun) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $23.50

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October 1st - 3rd, 2010 — Friday - Sunday

Tom Green

From "The Tom Green Show"
& "Freddy Got Fingered"

A noted purveyor of fin-de-siècle shock comedy, Canadian Tom Green aimed to transform his gross-out TV stardom into movie fame (or infamy) with his 2001 directorial debut, Freddy Got Fingered.

Raised in Ottawa, Green began to hone his comic skills as a teenager, pulling gags for the amusement of his friends. Along with doing stand-up while in college, Green released a rap album and created a hit radio show at the University of Ottawa. After graduation, Green managed to get the first incarnation of his signature TV series, The_Tom_Green_Show, on local Ottawa television in 1994. A hit, The Tom Green Show landed on Canada's Comedy Network and officially hit the big time when MTV bought it and began airing it in the U.S. in 1999. During its two years on MTV, the show garnered high ratings due to Green's penchant for pushing the limits of taste with such gags as shagging a dead moose and delivering animal parts to his parents' house, and for involving innocent bystanders in his "confrontational comedy." Green even managed to top the episode featuring his trip home with Presidential paramour Monica Lewinsky when he transformed his spring 2000 battle with testicular cancer into the infamous "Cancer Special" for MTV.

During Green's MTV tenure, he moved to films with a small role in theSaturday Night Live-based comedy Superstar (1999). Green's antics as a nerdy college student, particularly placing a live mouse on his tongue, subsequently became one of the main draws of the raunchy teen hit Road_Trip(2000). A cameo as Drew_Barrymore's sad sack boyfriend Chad in the blockbuster Charlie's Angels (2000) paid off personally when Green andBarrymore became an offscreen item; after much hedging and a faux jilting at the altar on Saturday Night Live in November 2000, the two married quietly in 2001.

After The_Tom_Green_Show ended, Green turned his attention to his first movie vehicle, co-writing, directing, and starring in Freddy Got Fingered. Avowedly intended to be the most disgusting film possible, Freddy featured such set pieces as Green swinging a baby by its umbilical cord, doing unmentionable things with horses, and many creative uses for meat. Although Green's cinematic escapades earned a few comparisons to 1970s performance art, Freddy Got Fingered was mostly blasted for its technical crudity and general witlessness, and died a swift death at the box office.


10/1 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $25.50
10/2 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $25.50
10/3 (Sun) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $23.50

 

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October 7th-10th, 2010 — Thursday - Sunday

Kristen Schaal

From "Flight of the Conchords"
and "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"

Kristen Schaal is one of the rising stars of the alternative comedy scene, with glowing reviews and multiple awards marking her ascent. In addition to having just performed to two weeks of sold out shows at the Soho Theatre in London, Kristen also had a sold out tour in Australia where she won the top prize at the 2008 Melbourne Comedy Festival. Among her many other recognitions, Kristen won "Best Alternative Comedian" at the 2006 HBO US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, the 2nd Annual Andy Kaufman Award at the New York Comedy Festival, was named the Best Female Stand-up at the 2006 Nightlife Awards in New York and was nominated for the Perrier Award for her two person show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Her stand-up special, COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS . . . KRISTEN SCHAAL, which premiered in March 2009, was also a huge hit, coming in as one of the highest rated specials for the network that season.

Perhaps best known as stalker-fan Mel from HBO’s FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, Kristen can also regularly be seen as the Senior Women's Issues Commentator on THE DAILY SHOW with Jon Stewart. And her latest endeavor on the small screen, PENELOPE PRINCESS OF PETS, which Kristen created and starred in, premiered in March of this year on Channel 4 in the UK.

On the big screen, Kristen was recently seen in the feature film WHEN IN ROME opposite Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel and was featured in VALENTINES DAY directed by Garry Marshall. She will next be seen in Judd Apatow’s GET HIM TO THE GREEK opposite Jonah Hill and Russell Brand, DINNER FOR SHMUCKS opposite Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell, and GOING THE DISTNACE opposite Justin Long and Drew Barrymore. Kristen is also a favorite in animated films and will soon be heard as the voice of Alice in Wonderland in SHREK FOREVER AFTER and Trixie the Triceratops in TOY STORY 3.

Currently, Kristen is in production on her new film BUTTER where she is appearing opposite Jennifer Garner and Hugh Jackman. And as if that weren’t enough, Kristen’s first book, THE SEXY BOOK OF SEXY SEX, which she co-wrote with Richard Blomquist (from THE DAILY SHOW) is slated for a fall release.


10/7 (Thu) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $17.50
10/8 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $18.50
10/9 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $20.50
10/10 (Sun) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $17.50

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October 15th - 16th, 2010 — Friday - Saturday

Jennifer Coolidge

From "Best in Show"

Coolidge is known for her supporting roles in many comedy movies and guest spots on television. She is best known for playing "Stifler's mom," the consummate "MILF," in the American Pie films, though she is also known for supporting parts in other films, including Hilary Duff's stepmother in A Cinderella Story, Paulette, the manicurist in Legally Blonde and its sequel, and the voice of Aunt Fanny in the animated feature Robots.

She has played comic parts in the improv mockumentaries Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, and For Your Consideration directed by Christopher Guest. She also appeared in the 2006 film Date Movie as a spoof of Barbra Streisand's Meet the Fockers character. Epic Movie, the first movie she had a starring role in, released in 2007 and was made by the same people behind Date Movie; in it, she played the "White Bitch" (the White Witch) of Gnarnia (Narnia), a lampoon of the Disney and Walden Media film The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Coolidge had a regular role in the NBC sitcom Joey as Joey's agent, appearing in 37 out of 46 episodes in the series. She originally starred in an episode of Friends in its final season as Amanda, a tactless and uninhibited wannabe whom Phoebe and Monica try to shake off. Prior to her Friends appearance she was a regular on She TV, a very short-lived sketch comedy that also featured Nick Bakay, Elon Gold, Simbi Khali, and Linda Kash. She also has appeared on According to Jim, playing Jim's sister and in an episode of Sex and the City, and on Frasier as Frederica, Martin Crane's new physical therapist. Coolidge also appeared in the kiddie comedy Slappy and the Stinkers and as Adam Sandler's wife's friend, Janine, in the 2006 comedy film Click.

Coolidge made one of her first appearances in the Seinfeld episode "The Masseuse". She also had a recurring role on King of the Hill as Luanne's beauty school teacher, Miss Kremzer. In 2006, she guest starred on an episode of Top Chef. Most recently, Coolidge appeared on Thank God You're Here and The Closer, on TNT. In 2008, she guest starred on The Secret Life of the American Teenager as a call girl. She also starred in Living Proof a Lifetime movie.


10/15 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $22.50
10/16 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $22.50

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October 21st - 24th, 2010 — Thursday - Sunday

Shawn and Marlon Wayans

From "White Chicks" and "Scary Movie"


The Wayans family is filled with talented members, so there is no surprise that the two youngest brothers, Shawn and Marlon Wayans, have followed in their family's footsteps as Hollywood icons. These two comedic prodigies have accomplished a lot in their relatively short careers so far.

Both Shawn and Marlon Wayans made their acting debut in 1989 in their brother Keenen Ivory Wayans’ feature film “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka.” Immediately following their feature film debut, they joined the cast of the Emmy Award winning comedy series, “In Living Color.” “The Wayans Bros.” sitcom, which Shawn and Marlon created and starred in, was the first WB show to be sold into syndication after heading up the WB network lineup for five years.

Shawn and Marlon’s past film credits include the hit comedy “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood,” which they co-wrote, produced and starred in together. The movie was a comic spoof of the coming-of-age-in-the-hood movies and is a huge cult favorite. More recently Shawn and Marlon starred in the box office hit, “Little Man” and “White Chicks,” both of which they also co-wrote and produced. The brothers began co-writing this string of blockbusters with the smash “Scary Movie” where they also starred along side each other, and was directed by their brother Keenen Ivory Wayans. Co-written, produced and starring Shawn and Marlon Wayans, “Scary Movie 2” was the only sequel in the “Scary Movie” franchise with direct Wayans involvement. Shawn and Marlon were next seen on the big screen in “Dance Flick,” the new comedy co-written with brother Keenen Ivory, which premiered in May, 2009. Marlon also starred in the 2009 blockbuster “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” where he played Ripcord, the G.I. Joe team HALO’s jumper.

When not producing and starring in hit movies or on the road performing standup, Shawn and Marlon can be found hard at work in the “lab” where the Wayans siblings are busy concocting their next project.

10/21 (Thu) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $37.50
10/22 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $40.50
10/23 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $40.50
10/24 (Sun) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $37.50

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October 28th - 30th, 2010 — Thursday - Saturday

SF Sketchfest Presents:

The Return of Tony Clifton


In the late 1970s, the late legendary comedian Andy Kaufman met and befriended Las Vegas lounge act Tony Clifton– or so the story goes. Shortly after that, however, we all learned that Andy was Tony… maybe. Either way, Tony’s back in the spotlight!

Tony Clifton is shrouded in mystery and rightfully so, as the late great comedian Andy Kaufman wanted it that way.
According to Kaufman himself, he hitchhiked to Las Vegas in 1969 to see Elvis Presley. After the show, Andy stumbled into a seedy lounge in the bad side of town and saw an act that would change his life forever: Tony Clifton!

It wasn't long until Kaufman became popular (due to the TV series "Taxi") and demanded that Clifton appear on the show. The producers agreed, until Tony showed up drunk with two hookers. He was fired and had to be bodily thrown off the Paramount lot. Kaufman became obsessed with Clifton, instructing his manager to "find Tony work.” Surprisingly, Clifton was able to appear on a number of mainstream TV shows in the late 70's and early 80's, performing duets with everyone from Dinah Shore to Miss Piggy. He even appeared on the David Letterman Show and Letterman thought it was Andy Kaufman in disguise. Meanwhile, Kaufman was watching the show back home in L.A. and was rolling on the floor with laughter, knowing he pulled one over on the King of Late Nite. After Kaufman's untimely end in 1984, there were those who believed that Andy had faked his death and was, in fact, now performing as Clifton. The Milos Forman film, "MAN ON THE MOON", that starred Jim Carrey further fueled these rumors. Fans were further stunned when Tony made a rare appearance alongside Michael Stipe and R.E.M.at the Hollywood Bowl.

After a brief appearance on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show" in 2004, followed by a sold out performance at L.A.'s House of Blues, Tony had been in communicado. Then in 2008, everything changed when he was arrested in New Orleans for disorderly conduct. The nationally recognized charitable organization, Comic Relief, came to his rescue, persuading the judge to give him "community service" instead of jail time. Thus "Tony Clifton and his Katrina Kiss-My-Ass Orchestra" was born (this is a continuation of Comic Relief’s commitment to support artists affected by Hurricane Katrina). The Orchestra went on tour and continues to take the country and critics by storm.

Though rumors still persist that Andy Kaufman himself will show up, Clifton is quick to reply: "Andy's DEAD!!! lf you want to see Kaufman, get yourself a flashlight and a shovel."

 

10/28 (Thu) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $30.50
10/29 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $30.50
10/30 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $30.50

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November 4th - 7th, 2010 — Thursday - Sunday

Michael Ian Black

From "Stella" &
"Michael and Michael Have Issues"

Michael Ian Black is a multi-talented actor, writer, comedian and director. He's also a filmmaker, having written and directed the MGM DVD release, "Wedding Daze,” starring Jason Biggs and Isla Fisher. He also wrote the original screenplay for “Run, Fatboy, Run” (2008), starring Simon Pegg and Thandie Newton under the direction of David Schwimmer.

Black's most recent comedy series, "Michael and Michael Have Issues," appeared on Comedy Central this past year. He and former State colleague Michael Showalter created, starred in, wrote, directed and produced this comedic look at the intertwining lives of two contentious best friends. Along with Showalter and David Wain, Black created, starred in and co-wrote the Comedy Central series, "Stella." He's one of the lead commentators on VH1's "I Love the..." series. His writings on contemporary culture have appeared in the Los Angeles Times, Wired, Filter, CMJ Magazine and McSweeney's online.

Black starred opposite Paul Rudd and Janeane Garofalo in the USA Films cult hit, "Wet Hot American Summer." He appeared in “Reno 911!: Miami,” “The Ten," "Partners" and “The Baxter.” He’ll next be seen opposite Topher Grace and Anna Faris in “Kids in America.” For four years, he starred on NBC's hit drama, "Ed”. Most recently, he shot a lead role in the upcoming Crackle series, “Backwash”.

His career began when Black graduated from NYU and co-created, co-wrote and starred in the acclaimed MTV sketch comedy show, "The State." From there, he co-created, co-wrote and starred in the Comedy Central series "Viva Variety." He was also the voice and forearm of the popular Pets.com sock puppet. Black gives comedy lectures around the country under the title, "The Awesome Life with Michael Ian Black." He also performs stand-up comedy in clubs all over the U.S.

11/4 (Thu) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $22.50
11/5 (Fri) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $23.50
11/6 (Sat) -- 8pm (tickets) & 10:15pm (tickets) --- $25.50
11/7 (Sun) -- 8pm (tickets) --- $22.50

 

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